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May. 25th, 2005 11:51 am
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Eat Hufu - "The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative!"

I've always figured human flesh would taste sorta like pork, and I am just gonna content myself with sticking to that theory.

Date: 2005-05-26 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paulcurtis.livejournal.com
Beef? Hmmm...seems unlikely. From everything I've read (hardly an exhaustive sampling) human flesh has an unremarkable taste. Only thing I can recall is that some things (alcohol, tobacco) make it taste worse.

Say...you don't suppose that's been the driving force behind all the anti-smoking and anti-drinking campaigns, do you? Somebody, somewhere, is trying to improve the taste of the Herd! We have to start drinking and smoking NOW, before it's TOO LATE! Tell the children, and WATCH THE SKIES!

ahahah

Date: 2005-05-26 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] squamous.livejournal.com
Whoa... wellll another drink or two might help, and it can't hurt....

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