the cat that walked from shelbyville

I don't think I could deal with an American Curl.

Also, did you hear about this hot new Bigfoot video that practically no one can see? Yeah it's probably a hoax or what have you but don't spoil my fun. I want this thing on the Internet now. But then I read that Bigfoot video man clams up. Make with the footage, pal.

Nessie, not to be outdone, has dropped some new evidence as well.