yet he stayed positive in the debates

John Edwards and Diet Coke:

"The North Carolinian who would be a caffeine-and-sodium-buzzed heartbeat away from the presidency subsequently admitted that 'on a good day' he has been known to open four before noon...".

I knew I liked something about this guy.

oh my god my chromosomes

"Word on the street is that the Montauk Project has been reactivated." Groovy.

I have been digging Wikipedia lately. We use a wiki at the office. The other day Mike was quoting me a bunch of stats comparing the contents of Wikipedia to the contents of the Encyclopedia Brittanica - in terms of number of words and entries. Mike has also edited some Wikipedia entry. Where is all this going? Will we be living in Wikiworld?

For better or worse I have let myself off the hook as far as work is concerned today. Stayed up late reading last night, slept in, now I'm gonna listen to Art Bell and ride my nerd bike. Probably run to the grocery store and clean later. I think Mike P. is gonna be staying at my place this upcoming week, since Tracy will be staying at Mike and Elyse's. We finished watching the second season of The Office when Mike P. was out here last week. So good - hilarious but painful to watch. I guess there are 2 more episodes which we haven't seen, a "one year after" episode and a "Christmas episode". Hopefully we can find them online or something.

Could it be true? It appears that there is a mere .1895% chance that I will die next year. I like those odds. But I don't think I am reading this table right.